No means NO

 When I Say "No". I Mean "No".

It is all over my Twitter that I do not accept direct messages, or DMs.

It is in my profile:

It is in my cover:

It is even in every 'Thank you for following' shout-out:

But still there are people who ignore these requests and proceed to send me a direct message.
I ask them again to politely desist.
This results in one of three things:

1: They stop.
2: They harangue me into continuing a conversation. (Most popular response.)
3: They get abusive.

This blog is dedicated to 2 and 3.